Ugh-a-chart

Big geek that I am, and fascinated as I was at the whole take your temperature thing and know what is going on with a process so complex as ovulation and either implantation or prepare yourself for another cycle, there needs to be a better way. Or maybe a different time of day for this temperature charting ritual. As most of you readers will know, whether it be superstition or fact or somewhere in between, the non spontaneous timing, restriction of activities, restriction of positions, and post-activity upside down bow to the god of gravity makes baby making seem more like a chore than fun after a while. But the temperature charting goes killing the mood in the morning too. See, there's no invading the thermal protection zone for fear of a false temperature reading. And after entering the thermal protection zone and being forced to retreat, the moment is lost and I am not too excited about returning when the coast is clear. So, if you are looking for a way to make money, find a midday measurement, something you can do at work would be good, that correlates to the status of a cycle. Actually the more I think about that idea, the more I like it. Who can start a research movement to come up with ways to chart, etc, during work? The more impact you can make on the employers, the more motivation they will have to provide benefits. Not to mention I get to invade the thermal protection zone.